Monday, December 31, 2007
Kevin
He probably wouldn't be surprised that a Facebook tribute group sprang up double-quick, or even that the news story is the most-read page on the BBC News website. But, in a gently embarrased way, he'd have liked some of the quotes from people throughout the radio industry. I don't think I've ever heard anyone say a bad word about him.
He first came to Jazz FM when I was programme director and he was still doing shifts on Five Live. He sounded comfortable from the very first link. Just hearing him on air saying "Hello, I'm Kevin" was fun. He always brought alive the different styles of his radio stations, wherever he was.
So, he was great - to work with, to know, and to hear on the radio.
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Tiny and all-metal

How it should be done

Now available online for the first time, the Editors' Codebook, by which publishers have promised each other they will live.
Hipper phones
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Yonk

Favourite TV character of the moment: Yonk Allen from The Class on E4.
Written by the team behind Friends, it's the story of a class in primary school, reunited twenty years later. Yonk is a legendary American footballer, who's recently got married to Nicole (one of the class). Not the brightest button in the box, he lives in a big house and acts dumb, but he has his pride, and his part-time career promoting BBQs on TV.
He gets some of the best lines, including this, when bamboozled by a careful explanation (and I intend to use this line myself, with a look of relaxed bafflement, when I can):
"Man, that's more words than I care to take in."
Wonderful

Here's a revelation from the South Bank Show, in a special on Eric Clapton.
You know the story from Wonderful Tonight: it's late in the evening, she's wondering what clothes to wear. She puts on her make-up and brushes her long blonde hair. And then she asks me, "Do I look all right?" And I say, "Yes, you look wonderful tonight."
(There's more.)
We go to a party and everyone turns to see this beautiful lady that's walking around with me. And then she asks me, "Do you feel all right?" And I say, "Yes, I feel wonderful tonight." I feel wonderful because I see the love light in your eyes. And the wonder of it all is that you just don't realise how much I love you.
Sweet, huh?
Or maybe not quite so.
Here's what Eric said to Melvyn:
"People when they listen to Wonderful Tonight imagine that this song was written in the throes of great passion and adoration, whereas in fact they were written out of frustration and impatience. And it doesn't matter. That's the amazing thing about music, that you can listen to it with your own parameter. You don't have to know how it was written or why it was written."
Monday, December 24, 2007
Sunday, December 23, 2007
He's on his way
Friday, December 21, 2007
Click with pride

It's all about love

J.K.Rowling talks to Time.
Lost
310 million pounds-worth of stuff goes missing every Christmas, we learn today. Nearly a third of us misplace something - sometimes before we've even got home from the shops.
Women are twice as likely to lose things as men, but with chaps, it's more likely to be down to drink.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Cash back

Thursday, December 13, 2007
Sketches in a plastic bag
The rather nice bank had just been renovated at a cost of £100 million.
A spokesman for the bank says they will be "looking into how the plans could have ended up in the bin".
You bet they will.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Sticking perfection

This is just the best invention ever, particularly for this time of year. It's the Scotch tape dispenser. There you can see it, to the left - the blue thingie which is held to that hand by a piece of elastic fabric. When you need sticky tape, and your hands are full of present, there's a handy strip just presenting itself, ready to rip off and stick on. I speak from experience - it's fantastic.
Voice biometrics

The perils of parrots
And mimicking them as soon as he's alone in the room.
Then laughing when his owner rushes back to answer.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Monday, December 10, 2007
Big hair

Sunday, December 9, 2007
Knock 'em out
Please look after him

Thursday, December 6, 2007
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Drinking in the New Forest

The force

In the 2001 census, the most popular places to be a Jedi were Brighton and Oxford.
It went down less well in the North East and North Wales.
What does it all tell us? This.
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Freeze early for Christmas
A cranberry crisis.
Buy now and freeze 'em. They freeze beautifully apparently.
Monday, December 3, 2007
Potted

I think you can probably figure out from the picture what this is. Ah yes. A cricket ball pen pot. They do a paper clip holder too.
Hum it back
A nice big dollop
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That's a record. It's also enough for 73 million average-sized bottles of ketchup.
Sunday, December 2, 2007
In the palm of your hand

Why? Because it's from Amazon. And we know they're big.
It's called the Kindle - and it's currently only available in America. But here's where you see the scale of it - it's the Kindle store. Download 'em direct.
Oh, and it's sold out.
Desert fox
Inside, the suggestion that there may have been two ladies missing him deeply whilst he was at war.
He married neither, and lived to 87.























