Big cheese

Celebrating the least predictable press release of the day:

"To congratulate the brave (if not slightly bonkers) winner of Gloucestershire's annual Cooper's Hill Cheese Roll, www.remind4u.com will today present the champion cheese roller with a huge 6 foot by 4 foot card to celebrate their death defying win. After risking life and limb to scramble down the unbelievably steep Cooper's Hill and grab the hallowed Double Gloucester, the winner will be presented with not only his cheese, but a gigantic card."