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Rubbish criminals just keep on coming.

In 2007 on John's blog there was this one, this one, and these three.

Now, there's the story where (and I quote the Independent's summary):

"Australian restaurant robbers run off with bag of bread rolls thinking it was night's takings, make for wrong getaway car, and then, in the confusion, shoot each other in buttocks".

You can find many versions of this story right here.